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Tuesday, 20 September 2011
Ja sam svoj vlastiti djed
 
 
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Došli smo do pisma pomoću koga je nepoznati maldić u Hrvatskoj nedavno pokušao izbjeći vojnu obvezu:

Štovani gospodine ministre, dozvolite mi da Vam objasnim svoju situaciju u nadi da ćete moći razriješiti moj slučaj. Trenutno čekam poziv u redove HV-a. Imam 23 godine, oženjen sam 47-godišnjom udovicom, koja ima 26-godišnju kći. S tom kćeri oženjen je moj otac. Oženivši kći moje žene, moj je otac postao i moj zet. U isto vrijeme, moja je žena tašta mome ocu, a kći moje žene moja je maćeha. U siječnju žena i ja dobismo sina. To je dijete brat očeve žene, a zet moga oca. U isto vrijeme, to je dijete i moj stric, jer je brat moje maćehe.
U svibnju žena mog oca rodila je sina. To je dijete moj brat, jer je sin moga oca. U isto vrijeme, to je dijete i moj unuk, jer je sin ženine kćeri. Dakle, ja sam brat svoga unuka, a s obzirom da je muž nečije majke i otac toga djeteta, ja sam i otac ženine kćeri, te brat njenog sina. Jasno je dakle, da sam ja svoj vlastiti djed. Nadam se da sam sve objasnio. Nadam se, gospodine ministre, da ćete me razriješiti vojničke dužnosti, jer zakon nalaže da sinovi više od dviju generacija (dakle djed, otac i unuk ) ne smiju istovremeno služiti vojsku.
Hvala na razumijevanju.

Odgovor Ministarstva odrane RH uslijedio je nakon dva tjedna. U izvještaju je pisalo:
- Osoba je permanentno razriješena vojničke dužnosti, zbog sumnje psihičkih nedostataka i mentalne nestabilnosti koje su posljedica katoičnih odnosa unutar obitelji.


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JIVE BUNNY - THE LOVER'S PARTY MIX /evergreen/
 
 
 
 
THE LOVER'S PARTY MIX

 
- All I have to do is dream -

Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream

When I want you in my arms
When I want you and all your charms
Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream

When I feel blue in the night
And I need you to hold me tight
Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam
...

- More than I can say -
 
Whoa, whoa
Yeah, yeah
I love you more than I can say
I'll love you twice as much tomorrow
Whoa-oh
Love you more than I can say

Whoa, whoa
Yeah, yeah
I miss you ev'ry single day
Why must my life be filled with sorrow
Ooooh, oh
I love you more than I can say

Ah, don't you know I need you so
Oh, tell me please
I gotta know
Did you mean to make me cry
Am I just another guy

Whoa, whoa
Yeah, yeah
I love you more than I can say
I'll love you twice as much tomorrow
Whoa-oh
Love you more than I can say
...
 
- Sealed with a kiss -

Though we gotta say goodbye for the summer
Darling, I promise you this
I'll send you all my love
Every day in a letter
Sealed with a kiss

Yes, it's gonna be a cold lonely summer
But I'll fill the emptiness
I'll send you all my dreams
Every day in a letter
Sealed with a kiss

I'll see you in the sunlight
I'll hear your voice everywhere
I'll run to tenderly hold you
But darling, you won't be there

I don't wanna say goodbye for the summer
Knowing the love we'll miss
So let us make a pledge
To meet in September
And seal it with a kiss
...
 
- In dreams -
 
...
I close my eyes then I drift away
Into the magic night
I softly say a silent prayer
Like dreamers do
Then I fall asleep and dream my dreams of you
 
In dreams I walk with you
In dreams I talk to you
In dreams you're mine all the time
With you ever in dreams, in dreams
...
 
- Rhythm of the rain -

Listen to the rhythm of the falling rain
Telling me just what a fool I've been
I wish that it would go and let me cry in vain
And let me be alone again

The only girl I care about has gone away
Looking for a brand new start
But little does she know
That when she left that day
Along with her she took my heart

Rain please tell me now does that seem fair
For her to steal my heart away when she don't care
I can't love another when my hearts somewhere far away

The only girl I care about has gone away
Looking for a brand new start
But little does she know that when she left that day
Along with her she took my heart
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