Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? /humour (text)/
Poslao/la: / Sent by Helena Šolaja
Monday, 13 July 2009
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
No government agency has jurisdiction over the chicken. The chicken is out there, Scully, and we will find it.
There is a logical, scientific explanation for the chicken crossing the road. We need more evidence.
<teeth clenched> You've got 24 hours to find out why that @!!*@!@ chicken crossed the road!!!
<blows puff of smoke> There was no chicken.
Because he can't decide WHAT side he's really on.
It was trying to escape the most heinous and evil force of the twentieth century.
It was on its way to the grassy knoll, dude.
<snapping a photo> I don't know, but she's hot.
It heard the words, and they made sense to it... merchandise... fryer parts...
I have told you that I don't remember any chicken.
I had a dream about the chicken being taken away...
The chicken needed to get in touch with its inner self, to find the light and the good. It was in a very dark place...
Bill Scully, Sr:
One day the chicken and I will be together again...
Bill Scully, Jr:
Dana, you spend too much time worrying about chickens... for HIM? You should be home with your family!
To get Dana a birthday present.
The Well-Manicured Man:
It will cross the road in one of two ways...
Mr. Mulder, they crossed the road a very long time ago. Trust no fowl.
The chicken is choosing a dangerous time to cross alone. The road is still out there, but it's never been more dangerous.
I don't know how much I can tell you about the chicken... Oh yessssss, the chickenssssss. How much time do you have?
I can't tell you right now why the chicken crossed the road, but if you come with me, I'll show you...
The Mighty Morphin' Bounty Hunter:
Tell me where the chicken is!