Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.

 

Chuck Norris is the only man who can stop Arnold Schwarzenegger from coming back.

Clint Eastwood was once roundhous kicked in the face by Chuck Norris. That didn't make his day.

Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people.

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